The Vikings had to take on the Packers in their Wild Card playoff game without starting QB Christian Ponder due to a triceps injury. They got worked over and lost 24-10. Backup QB Joe Webb was 11-30 for 180 yards with 1 TD and 1 INT. Even mighty Adrian Peterson couldn’t save them. In fact he couldn’t even crack 100 yards rushing. He only had 99. What a pussy.
Meanwhile, Ponder had led the Vikings to 4 straight wins including a win about a week ago over the same Packers team where he put up 234 yards and 3 TDs.
In related news, Ponder gets to go home to reporter/host and anal queen (pure assumption due to a strong no vaginal sex before marriage speculation) Samantha Steele and finish off his winter in pure joy. I have included a picture below to help your imagination.
And yes I chose the most innocent looking pic I could find of her so that the defilement that Christian is performing on her is even sweeter.